28.6.08

TV Music

The glasto coverage on the beeb was pretty good last night although predictable.I swapped between all 3 channels and thought that Lupe Fiasco was superb with massive crowd while the main stage crowd looked poor.The Jazz stage did look the place to be although Jimmy Cliff was a good sleep inducer.It was nice of Edith to congratulate her partner on a superb performance! Really?... The Ting Tings are they really that great,a couple of good songs from an average lp that is quite diverse (tv only places the same songs)I hear that Franz played a secret gig up in the park.Will the beeb show any of this? The radio is saying that they are based up in the park area, so lets hope so.
The Mandela concert, Umm...Great sentiment shouted out by hollow souls that will forget all about it this morning.I hate this gold ring that they put at the front of these park gigs for the nouvelle rich,so called celebrities and record company children.The ring was half full for most of the night,with the real fans 200m from the stage.Mind you that was probably a treat when the sugarbabes warbled on.
As for Mandela, he looked his age and appeared to not have a clue about what was going on.The man is a Legend though but just let him retire in dignity and simply have a birthday in his own home.

Madness its all Madness

House Of fun

Our House

Time to fill up the car again

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27.6.08

More Cardiff tour Photos

So Then Ms Wilson who won?

free image host

I Wandered out in the world for Years.

The Waterboys-The Whole of the Moon

The on tour in Cardiff pictures have Finally arrived

At Last Proof of your Deviant Life has emerged Mr ?
& Don't Use the "When In Rome" excuse
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26.6.08

Neil Diamond Rant

WTF is all this love for a middle of the road overrated AOR bald bloke all about? You can't turn on a radio or TV without hearing one of his aged tunes playing . Caroline is not sweet and i don't care if your love is on the rocks please leave the building and return back to your ranch in the USA and stay there.As a footnote Grace is not amazing or pretty.

Mick Jones 53

White Man (In Hammersmith Palais)

Guns Of Brixton

Hitsville UK

25.6.08

The Vale of Avalon 2002

Hazy Memories from my last visit to the Vale of Avalon in 2002
I will go back one day
Faithless and Orbital (x2)








Waynes World

I Must revisit these movies

Women Huh! always wanting you to do more

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are too small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

'I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

24.6.08

Still getting paid minimum wage

While his bosses get richer by the Second

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Remember all of us have won one race

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Related Twee

Camera Obscura - Lloyd I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken

Sandie Shaw - Are you ready to be heartbroken

23.6.08

White Denim

All You Really Have To Do
Excellent track from a great new US band

Why no action?

I have been getting more and more enraged at the lack of response to the situation in Zimbabwe and the despot Mugabe by the rest of the world.As there is no gain or man in a cave to try and find,the world is just looking on and muttering.
These two cartoons by Peter Brooke in the Times sum it up well.
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21.6.08

Some Bodily Malfunctions




Set up? Maybe. Harsh? Yes!

Il Tragedia di Damien

Another Superb Short Film
by Dais Stickley & Steve Stickley

St Chipolata's

Great Short Film
by Daisey Stickley and Steve Stickley

20.6.08

The Happiest day of the Year?

Today is supposed to be the happiest day of the year according to some Cardiff psychologist who has done the maths! What ?
Anyhow it is a day when i get to go to see the horses and lose my money to chubby red faced men waving their arms and get to top it off with the Canadian rocker Mr Adams singing his little heart out just for me(well the wife anyhow.)
Look into my eyes ....!! I have to say he is not my taste in music but why not take a bite from the other side of the apple now and again.
As its the longest day of the year again enjoy the daylight.Its all darker days from here on in.
Solstice time again tomorrow and time to watch the sun rise in the morning.Go on get up and do it


solstice sunrise

To Wax or not to Wax that is the Question?

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Another drummer goes to the sky

R.I.P Brian Davison
The Nice - America

Nothing like a bit of Prog Rock on a friday

19.6.08

Come on Down Mr Julian Joachim

Joachim
& turn yourself into a Kings Lynn Legend. After many many ex league players just using us for the money it looks like we may finally have one that can still do the business. All of the Darlington forums are praising the "Jockey"and several posters are calling us an ambitious club!! Ssh! now please,we don't want the rest of the BSN to know anything about us until at least Christmas when we are stuck in that top 3 about to make the second push for the Conference premier.
Well done DB for waking up and smelling the coffee before emptying the nippers nappy.
Matty Matty Matty,you have made the wrong choice but Mr Hay will look after you.
Ambition?? or are you still doing overtime sorting out T5's luggage.Cheers for all the Quality moments that you gave us.
Have you grabbed a bit of that 22/1 yet being offered at bet sq. Terrific value after all of the skinny prices we have been for the past few seasons. Each way is the must have bet.
I read all of the journey men are also trying to hold the club to ransom. Well done El-Chairman for telling them were to get off and to join that dole queue which is getting longer by the day.
Bring on those fixtures and lets get this season organised for travel.£19 travelodge rooms anyone? or is it a bit of early season camping? Wrists at the ready boyz!

Nice one Cyrille

Regis ...On your MBE


A double bill of Portishead

Numb

The Rip

Garfield is 30

This creation generates more than a billion dollars of revenue from merchandise a year!

18.6.08

Florence and the Machine

This Track Kicks Ass

Cyd Charisse RIP

I grew up watching these movies with my Nan (bless her)and Auntie.
She was one of the best with Amazing Legs.
RIP CYD


17.6.08

Thank You & The Rain Song

A bit of the Zep


Hemingway on a tuesday

If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them,so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brace impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.

from a "Farewell to Arms"

16.6.08

Now This is a Real Beer Belly

Beer Belly

Reverse Sweep

What are you on about Atherton ? It's called invention and taking a risk.
Keep it up KP

Heatwave ?

A holland/dozier/holland track on Dozier's birthday by
Martha and the Vandellas


13.6.08

WOT TF

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ARTY PROTEST
Artist Mimosa Pal has been driving round Helsinki on a vulva-shaped bike to protest about living in a phallocentric society – and she’s designed it as a taxi so she can invite people inside. We’re not sure it does that much for feminism but it’s certainly an eye-catching effort.

If you have a Racist Friend

The Special AKA

12.6.08

Danny B

So then Danny B you are too stay behind after training and massage Matty Nolan's bald spot while standing on a two legged stool sponsored by staffsmart talcum powder as your command of maths is truly atrocious.If you want to leave just say so don't try and massage the mileage figures.Next thing you will be telling us that the 9 Irish mp's didn't get bunged a million or so pounds in development aid to vote for the utterly deplorable 42 day rule.
I have just watched live on tv a miracle , a politician with Bollocks. Well done David Davis
So which pub were the BNP in for their visit to Kings Lynn this week? Out the pub and boycott it .
Fascism must never win
Back to football if players don't want to travel and play for the club ,Simply Fuck-em. Cheers for the memories and the goals but Bye and close the door on the way out.
Six hours for a committee to decide if a club (Halifax) that has gone into liquidation should win their appeal? guess the free lunch,dinner,malt whisky,breakfast and lunch again brigade woke up and smelt the coffee yesterday when they arrived for their meeting .Will Bostcum go ? On a playing level No,a local game would be nice Dennis.On a personal level yes,if it was us we would be in the north west norfolk league by now.

Superb "Running Man" Video & a Fresh Prince Stylee

I am learning these moves as you read
Utah Saints - Something Good '08


11.6.08

9.6.08

A bit of Culture - Cole Porter

Somehow today is the Ducks 74th birthday

& no not Orvile , there is only one duck ... DONALD of course

This Week is National Carers week

This is from a recent survey and is a channel4 article.

Carers are ignoring their own health worries, storing up problems for themselves, the people they look after and the state, a survey has shown.
Six million people in the UK look after a sick, frail or disabled relative, partner or friend. Their unpaid work saves the state an estimated £87 billion according to a Leeds University study, so any long-term sickness could land the Government with an unexpected bill.
The new poll of almost 2,000 people, carried out to mark Carers Week which begins on Monday, found more than three-quarters (77%) believed their own health had suffered as a result of their responsibilities and almost a fifth (19%) ignored feeling ill "all the time".
More than two-thirds (67%) of those who responded said they had put off seeing a doctor on more than one occasion because they had so little time and struggled to leave the house for appointments.
Almost two-thirds (65%) said their own health problems had affected their ability to care and 96% said they were "very concerned" about who would take over their responsibilities as a carer if they fell ill.
The effect caring has on a person's life has been summed up in a spoof job advert released to mark Carers Week. The advert requests applicants with the stamina to work continual long hours, who can be available 24 hours a day, seven days a week and can deal with stress and isolation.
More than half (55%) of those who responded to the survey said they had been unable to talk to anyone about their health worries, a figure highlighting the isolation which carers often report feeling.
Seven out of 10 (71%) people surveyed said they had not had one week of holiday or free time in the past 12 months when they were free from the responsibility of caring.
More than half (60%) of those who were also in paid employment said they had used part of their annual leave to devote more time to their role as a carer and a fifth (20%) said they had used more than 10 days of their holiday allocation to care for a loved one.
Paul Matz, Carers Week manager, said he was "saddened" but not surprised by the survey results. "It is vital that health professionals on the ground recognise the needs of people who are caring for others and ensure they are receiving the help and attention they deserve," he said.

I worked it out a few months ago that by doing my caring role i am saving the government a minimum of £100,000 a year (this is with our benefits taken off) and for this i get an hourly wage of 30p for a 160 hr week.
What would happen if the carers in the country simply walked away from what they do ?

Amusing

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7.6.08

The Beautiful Game?


NOGAF ?
Can we make an exception if these are involved?

Prince is %)

Sometimes it snows in April
Such a Beautiful Song
& probably my favourite track by symbol.

It conjures up lots of good times had at an age when things were far simpler

RIP
Ms S.P.A.O
28.12.1967-19.04.2007

Top Notch Mash up by Party Ben



Superb Mash
Green Day vs. Oasis vs. Travis vs. Eminem
Perfectly seasoned

6.6.08

Kermit Reacts to 2 girls one cup (nsfw)


Ross Noble

Very Funny

Warne dismissing Gatting (it's his birthday)

brief comment

There is a better balance with the friendlies announced so far, a few decent tests and the usual ridgeons league level fare.Well done them guys who arranged them.I see all the side that we wanted (apart from the primas) have resigned for next season. I am quietly confident of a decent show.
Euro 2008 is appealing to me more
everytime i think about it. Let the quality football flow.

JImmy Slyde RIP

America got Jimmy Slyde while we had to put with Roy Castle

4.6.08

MH Why?

Mark Hughes, Why Why Why? It has got to be for the money, there is no other reason to join a club in utter torment.I see some the papers are saying he will have a bigger budget to work with. He's gonna bloody need it.32 years and won fuck all for the blue goons (unless you count getting back into the premiership!)Another funny story is that Norfolk's second side are looking to sign Andrew pensioner Cole,more"Y-I Men"in Norwich. How much ambition does this show?Relegation rings even louder from the cathedral bells(at least Martin will hear what's going on from his cell after his next fight)

Sufjan Stevens

All The Trees Of The Field Will Clap Their Hands

Great track as mentioned at the end of the superb book
Before I die by
Jenny Downham

Suburban Nietzsche Freak

Great new single by the Norwich band Fuck Dress

3.6.08

Bo Diddley RIP

Another Jam session is about to start up there or down there,
where would a rock star rather be?

Fleetwood away

A Familiar scene to come
an overnight stay in the sleeze pit that is Blackpool perhaps?
Funny Pictures
Not Sure about the souvenirs or ticket prices though!

2.6.08

Phone vs Microwave

I am sure most people have seen this by now but for those that haven't here it is

Charlie Watts is 67

Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want

Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil

WWB

So we lose a centre half,well discard would be a better word and lets face it.He would of done incredibly well to stay fit and cut the mustard in the BSN.Then acquire another centre half who is described as dogged yet limited!.I wonder why he was not offered another contract at Tamworth when they got relegated from the conference despite playing 38 times that season? Conspiracy theory ? No just curious,actually it looks like i have found the reason as he trialled at a couple of conference clubs before his injury.The boy Weaver could do us a good job for us if he wants to.
David Bridgewater ? Well i guess we will see as any information on him is limited.
The new admission prices are about right for the league (£10 & £12 std prices) and not too punishing for the occasional fans.You have to say that the early bird season ticket was a bargain at only £7.38 per game to stand.Even the new season ticket prices are pretty good at £8.33 to stand and £9.76 to sit per game.
Dean Ashton,not good enough for England and neither is Defoe on last nights and the USA display.His inability to finish his easiest chances proves this.
Sven,Sven,Sven just why did you get sacked apart from the obvious that a crooked Thai man knows little about anything except dodgy deals,or does he? Sven showed an inability to change things around in his team just like he did for England. As soon as the premier league sussed out the way his side played they stopped winning,Simple.This is a failing that we had last year(we drew far too many games and got away with it just)and one that worries me greatly. KW showed a total inability in changing things on the pitch after other sides did, with Gloucester away more than illustrating my point.Lets hope he has learnt something from last season or we are going to be in for some rough rides and i don't just mean my dodgy driving on the way home.

30.5.08

A Double dose of the Charlatans

Tim Burgess=Rock Star .With an Amazing band that are consistently excellent.

Bob Willis

A Cricketing Hero from my youth

29.5.08

Never forget the Obvious

For all you birthday lovers i couldn't miss the talented Gallagher's year older celebration
The best thing they have done and a cool video

Sonic Youth

I watched Juno again last night instead of the farcical England Friendly or Britain's talentless twats
This is a great version of the carpenters song Superstar from the film.
If you haven't seen the film it is a great watch with terrific dialogue.

Tractor Crash


Downhill Toy Tractor Faceplant - Watch more free videos

28.5.08

Sue Holderness

i.e) Marlene is a year older today



A couple of bits of ONLY FOOLS & HORSES

27.5.08

Parkinson, Moore,Cook & Conteh

Very Amusing Interview with all of the above

Superstars

I loved and i mean loved this programme as a kid but the insurance and blame culture will mean that it will never feature the top stars like it used to.They bought it back in 2003 & 05 but it has disappeared again.
It's the 1974 champion John Conteh's birthday today.


Paul Gascoigne

Has made it to his 41st Birthday and for his own sake hopefully he is on the green tea tonight.
Will he see his 42nd ? Only he can make that decision.Unfortunately those who are supremely talented seem to have the most destructive personalities.
Take care Lad


I was at Wembley the day he scored that goal against The Neds. Simply Superb.

26.5.08

Amazing


Crossroads by ~anandgandhi on deviantART

Stuck

"Oh! Donny Donny Donny Donny! whoo ooooooo etc"...sung to the kaiser chiefs "ruby" , how ironic is that now Mr overrated Moyles . Ha ha ha ! Still stuck where they deserve to be and with Hull in the premier league.. even funnier.At least they can play a Manchester(ish) side in Stockport next season.Watch your backs Leeds,FC United are just behind you or even more realistically Kings Lynn Town.
Our first signing Mr
Bridgewater ? Difficult to find out much about him and i missed him against us at Bromsgrove so i will have to trust Judgement for the time being.
North or South? Am i alone in guessing that all is still not resolved over this issue.All these financial issues with clubs is making the conferences look like a right bunch of
muppets, not that Uncle Den needs much help (now just where is that play-off final being held ?)
& back to the top subject if someone wants to get rid of that talentless prick "Comedy Dave" who has ridden on Moyles back for most his career in any violent way, I will donate a pack of Spangles with one missing.

Cos it just won't stop Bloody Raining

I have been to the local D.I.Y store and have purchased a sandpit and several bags of sand that are now covering the living room floor.The beach boys are the soundtrack and we are surfing on the ironing board.A paper sun is on the main wall to remind us what the sun looks like.

If you don't the words to the song below then your officially an Oaf

Stevie Nicks is 60

I have to admit i have a general dislike of American 80's music but there defiantly something about Stevie nicks 's voice (and more.. but that is best left for a good friend who drives taxi's for a living )

25.5.08

Greed,Lies and Revenge

So the Toad joins Liar Holloway on the dole, neither a surprise but 5 months in charge roughly each. What does this say about the state of our game. Please lets give managers a bloody chance to really prove how crap they are please. I read that the toad signed a 4 year contract in December WTF? How much compensation is that?
I see that Norfolk's second side are bringing in even more of Roeder's Mates (this time a goalkeeping coach) and they are telling lies as well!Naughty!Naughty!When is a head scout not being sacked?When Neil Doncaster says so.Ah!but he was relieved of his duties yesterday, funny that.Even funnier Bryn Gunn,he who has been,well i never did figure out what he really did at their club is now Head Scout!Apparently he is well connected.
Dean Windass... What do you say,what a Hero this man is. He cried as many tears at winning as Terry did over the miss.On this subject again has everyone forgot that it was Anelka (who doesn't seem to give a monkeys) that missed the final penalty.Anelka is the one that should have sulky effigies hung from Kings Road hanging baskets.
Off topic Adam Crozier,he who had a brief time fucking up our beautiful game picked up a wage packet of 3 million last year while attempting to rip apart the company that he works for.Another candidate for the hanging basket scenario so his workers can post something up his arse everytime they walk past him.

Weller is 50 Today

All Hail The ModFather
The new Single
Echoes Round The Sun


Have You Made Up Your Mind

Broken Stones

A Town Called Malice


An Absolute Legend
Happy 50th Birthday

24.5.08

As i didn't post yesterday i will make up for it today.
I remember someone recently saying that they had never seen this
Amarillo (Royal Dragoon Guards)

CLASSIC

WE will never learn any lessons

& this song will still be as relevant in 50 years as it still is today
It's about time people gave a fuck about each other ,not just themselves. Then stood up and started to do something about it.



Happy Birthday Bob

It's Eric's Birthday not that i need an excuse to post this

The best player i have had the pleasure to have watched in real life.
Simply Genius - check out 1.42 for confirmation