Think about it

Laura Marling

Love this Girls Voice - A Great Young Singer Songwriter

My Manic & I

Hyde at Home

Its Saturday night and faced with Strictly,the X and then Tess Daly's old man afterwards,I have decided to write this a day early and all i am drinking is Green Tea.In fact a beer free zone is my house for a short while(until i get bored and cave in,Will power is not one of my fortes)
Today with a brother in a law to be in tow who normally means a goal drought whenever he watches live football(a Man City fan) a win was the desired result and that is exactly what we got with a good performance to boot.
It is a hard one to overly find fault with today.
Frew-superb,Charlie D looked good today,Mark Camm-much much better and all over we looked like we had quality against a side that did offer some resistance.
A moan would be that we gave the ball away too cheaply far too often and put ourselves under pressure.
A good six points from two lower sides is just what the supporters ordered and on to Harrogate we go for the next much harder test.
My Advice to Uncle Keith is stick with the two up front but sacrifice Joe Francis with Fisk starting in his place to bolster the side if you feel the need to tinker.Defensively-I would guess that Crane will come straight back into the side with Weaver going to full back which on paper looks like the best option, but is it really?

Are you watching the tv Keith

Well look at that a premiership team away from home playing three forwards and going for a game.
Tactics that utilise the side at the managers disposal.... while you are watching have a look at the tactics from corners , i am sure they will not bring every player back into the box.No they have left three players up to stop the centre half getting involved with the corner... Tactics...
Never mind we have tic-tacs a plenty that will give us a little lift for the first five minutes....
Harsh .? maybe but its on my mind so i dived to the keyboard to type it
and guess what the side with 3 up front have just scored...well i never.

EDIT
ha , guess its a case of rant in haste and cringe at leisure.. you all got what i meant anyhow.. ....... ckin Scouse on the rob again..!!

In Your Face

Jarvis Cocker

Oh! Yeah,Just got a ticket to his show in Sheffield in November.After seeing Pulp live several times this will be the first time I have seen him live as a solo artist.I have to admit I am already looking forward to it.

Running The World

Babies- live in Thetford Forest

A shop you don't see on every high street

Spotted in Stafford

Brommers Weekend Girl

Just Gotta Get the Jumper Off !!

A Whilhelm Scream

Not the Punk band but the Sound Effect
Firstly a Very Cool Compilation of the effect being used then a tribute song
.... Both very good

Now that was much better

A Terrific English Performance that deserves a Quality Party Song
Raise those Girdles Boys& Girls and Let it all Go for 2.21.

Bad Manners- you know the Tune

Bet one of them is called Emma

That Just always seems to be the
name of the Bunny Boiler

To all Emma's that can prove they are not BB's change your name it will help

The national side in Croatia

It must be time for the England players to finally step up to the plate and actually play as a team again or will they be made to look like clowns again?
Lets hope not and a bit of respect and pride is restored.
Do these hypocritical journalists that are now lambasting fans for booing shit performances get on your tits?Especially when they are the first to slag the players off in the morning rags.What a bunch of two faced sell your granny for a story cunts

Sultana Bran Shield against Tampax

Was it a commercial showdown with pea shooters and toilet roll tubes as weapons of choice or an extra match dreamt up to generate more money and honour sponsorship deals whilst licking the bollocks of the corporate world.
Who cares?
We are now out of this now meaningless competition and free to concentrate on avoiding relegation whilst being managed by a tactical genius.Well he must be a genius because most of his decisions are beyond my realm of intellectual capacity.
No JJ from the start again?Who would of bet on raindrops running down the window on that one?
I missed the first goal because I was too busy proving the the theory of six degrees of separation with the shrimp man and his compatriot the Mechanic.The theory is so totally cool and works.
The verdicts of the guys and well more guys(I don't talk to girls at football)were that it was a very well worked goal,we were still in the changing room and thirdly he was at least three yards offside with the incompetent linesman stuck on the half way line and not up with play.Whatever!the goal was a goal and we were behind to a side managed by the Legend Gary Mills (My Great Escape T-shirt is mounted in a frame on the wall).A second goal soon followed and although we had a bit of play in the first half it was absorbed by the Tampax with considerable ease.
The second half was better and I guess that the Uncle Keith half time team speech took the players back in time to before the decorators moved in as we caused the Tampax some pain and discomfort.We were in fact a bit unlucky to not get the game level and if it wasn't for some very good defending of the long grass we would of took the game to the joy of extra time and penalties.
Is it of any surprise that the introduction of an extra midfielder and JJ helped spark this revival after going with one up front again for ten minutes whilst being 2-0 down..WTF?.
It was great build up play for the goal (We can do it) and JJ got the goal that will now spark up his confidence Uncle Keith(You will have to play him for that spark to ignite though)
So what did we learn from last night?
1) JJ needs to start with Jack up front
2) We need to sacrifice a wide man and play Fisk,Mitchell,Sedgemore(He was poor last night.What's up with the guy?Has Gary Neville promised his bum fluff moustache to someone else?)and one of the wide guys.Stick a pin in them both and see who squeals more like a Frog who decide which one.

3)We are too lightweight in midfield.
4)If Lord M jumps towards you to celebrate a goal, flee for the sake of your ribs and anything else that is breakable.The carnage of his goal celebration is still being assessed with A&E still reporting fractures and crush injuries at dinner time today.
5) The Rock Star played Devils Advocate with the question.
If you had a choice of Webb or Evans who would you choose?
6)What a Fantastic Crowd who parted with extreme levels of pennies.£10 !?Guess the rod for the back was made with the price of the friendlies.
7)Do we not bother to cut the grass anymore or mark out the white lines on the pitch.
The pitch is beginning to resemble a drug free meadow.
7)Thank fuck we are out of that pointless competition.
8)I still hate Tamworth (Yuk! I had to spell the word)

Mogwai - Friend Of The Night

Tuesday Funny

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the boyfriend said "My hands are freezing cold."

The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up".

So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said "My nose is cold."

The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up."

So he did and his nose began to get warm.

He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you know what? I think my penis is frozen solid"

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

Tiptoe Through the

Tampax with your

On and A

That's about all we need nowaday's.

Why do we dislike or in fact hate the Tampax so much?.. Apart from all of the obvious, up there own arses , pseudo brummies etc the real reason goes back to the rivalries and battles on and off the field in the 80's and the 90's.No love has ever been lost.As for the Tamworth Tim's as immortalised in the sadly defunct "Jumpers for Posts" fanzine not understanding this,did we really expect them too.
On a similar note who apart from a Tampax fan would call themselves Pissface TFC on a forum (the BSN forum when bandwidth allows)

The British Weekend

Lewis Hamilton ..umm difficult one, looks like he had no where to go to me , but maybe he should of let Raikönnen lead into the next corner.

Andrew Murray.. wow... amazing tennis ... and utterly superb ... guess he is British Today

The Paralympics which has better coverage than ever before but is still hidden away behind the red button,Shameful. Get it on the main channels and show how talented these athletes are.
BBC Coverage
& the English football team ... what really... i don't think so ... a shocking display that got a result ... just like watching Kings Lynn then and the Beast suffered it live ..

Aussie Imports - British India

British India - Said I'm Sorry

Good Rock Band about to be Hyped

Bless the Health and Safety Rules

Just Think about all the money we could save

Home to Fleetwood

Another great crowd,especially with local football all starting yesterday.
Hurrah!
1) JJ got a start and proved why he should play every week,did he misplace a pass all afternoon
2) We played a standard 4-4-2 formation and it worked (now there's a surprise)
3) The performance level of Smith (in both positions) and Mitchell (how good does he look)
4) Jack Defty = Immense again
A great start to the game that should of seen us out of sight within thirty minutes but as has been the case all season so far our finishing is just not good enough.We need to put the chances away or we will continue to get punished by teams that maybe only create one chance a game. The Fleetwood shot that hit the bar just on half time followed by a great save by Howie more than illustrates my point.
I could now leave it like that and not pick holes but that just would not suit so here we go .
Mark Camm a Kings Lynn Legend who should be remembered as that.At the minute he is not cutting the mustard at this level by a long way.When a sub gets subbed the writing is starting to appear on the wall. Sedgemore should of come on to replace Chapman, we were dominating the game and would of pushed on with him on the pitch. Why bring a defensive player on who at the minute cannot pass the ball.
What does Uncle Keith say to them at half time as yet again second half we failed to appear for long periods of play.Back to the subject of subs,why take JJ off when DB came on.What is wrong with taking Francis(2nd half poor)or Frew off(we have no room for sentimental bullshit) and put JJ wide for the last 25 minutes.
Someones Grandad(poor sods)shouted at us to stop moaning about Uncle Keith second half (during the substitutions) and then said we could do no better.
I have to say as a co-op we bloody well could at times.
A win is a win and the stats will say that,as well as we are still unbeaten but look at the bigger picture and we need to do a lot lot better still.
As a footnote the beer is too expensive in the clubhouse,nightclub prices at a football ground is shocking.I don't drink Fosters or John smiths,not my type of chemical intake.
Can the Rock Star if he must bring his Lunch to football (Vegetable Curry) at least have the courtesy to bring enough for us all.He even had his own napkin and we half expected him to produce a pop up chair and table complete with candles out of the mini guitar case he keeps in his pocket to help cope with writers block.