When Ska is Misused

Its Enough to get you back singing traditional Hymns over Breakfast

Cheers to the Dogster on Do the dog forum for pointing me towards this

The King Blues

Great band with a top new song
My Boulder

They are out on tour again soon and I will be at
The Portland Arms-Cambridge Gig on the 9th of November

Tonight Matthew , I am going to be a Javelin

Ah, L'Amour

Don Hertzfeldt's renowned student film captures the essence of the human mating ritual and teaches us that no matter what you say to a girl, you should always be prepared for her to rip off your skin and pour salt on your exposed organs.

Old Friends

Simon & Garfunkel - Old Friends

I am Doing Lunch with someone I haven't seen for 20 years today

Teaching Them Young In Holland

FA Cup Vs Worksop

Into the draw we go on Monday dinner time with a normal Jekyll and hyde performance.
Just what is said at half time in the KL dressing rooms?
I could be my normal over critical self or just gloss it over.As it's the Fa Cup and that is £45oo in the bank i will just pay the game lip service.
What a weak willed soft Referee.
Great spot from the linesman for the goal and a quality picture from the Photographer

Pic courtesy of Paul Hampson

Good performance all over for the first half
Second half pretty awful
Scott Howie superb again
Boston or Wroxham in the next Round?

The All New Adventures ouf Us

Fire Truck,Doki Doki

Great Slice of Pop from a Superb LP
They are supporting The Spinto Band on tour all over the country as i write and are in Cambridge (Soul Tree) on the 8th of October

Spinto Band - Oh Mandy

For the Nearest and Dearest

Lincolnshire Hot Tub ?

More sales

There seems a bit of a theme at the minute,it must be from spending an afternoon with
the Man Whore last week

A Topic of Conversation last Saturday

Helen Flanagan...(Rosie Webster) .... WOW!

Song of the Year So Far

Frank Turner - Long Live The Queen

I was sipping on a Whiskey when I got the call
Yeah my friend Lex was lying in the hospital
She'd been pretty sick for about half a year
But it seems liked this time the end was drawing near
So dropped my plans and jumped the next London train
I found her laid up and in a lot of pain
Her eyes met mine and then I understood
That her weather forecast wasn't looking too good
So I sat and spun her stories for a little while
Tried to raise her mood and tried to raise a smile
But she silenced all my rambling with a shake of her head
Drew me close and listen this is what she said now

"You'll live to dance another day, it's just now you'll have to dance, for the two of us, so stop looking so damn depressed and sing with all your heart that the Queen is dead"

Yeah she told me she was sick of all the hospital food
And of doctors, distant relatives, draining her blood
She said "I know I'm dying, but I'm not finished just yet, I am dying for a drink and for a cigarette"
So we hatched a plan to book ourselves a cheap hotel
In the centre of the City and to raise some Hell
They waste to all the clubs and then when everyone else is long asleep
We know we're good and done

"You'll live to dance another day, it's just now you'll have to dance, for the two of us, so stop looking so damn depressed and sing with all your heart that the Queen is dead"
And South London's not the same anymore
The Queen is dead, and the last of the great has finally gone to bed

Well I was working on some words when Sarah called me up
She said that Lex had gone asleep and wasn't waking up
And even though I knew that there was nothing to be done
I felt bad for not being there and now, well, she was gone
So I tried to think what Lex would want me to do
At times like this when I was feeling blue
So I gathered up some friends to spread the sad sad news
And we headed to the City for a drink or two
And we sang

"We live to dance another day, it's just now we have to dance for one more of us, so stop looking so damn depressed, and sing with all our hearts, long live the Queen"

Brommers Weekend Girl

American Mascot Blunders

If you want to see this clip , send me a message and i will send you the link as its doing my fucking head in by launching every time i edit/check or do anything on the page

A House In Brighton This Morning

Hahah hahahahahahahahahahahahaa

ha ha ha ha ha hahahhahahahahahahhahaha
Lets all laugh at City ha ha ha ha
Get that Party Started Norman

A Sale Worth Attending at last

Fans Hit Hard By Petrol Price Increase

This is from today's Guardian
Can also be found here
As if things weren't bad enough for Tottenham fans at the moment, they today face a gruelling 570-mile round trip to Newcastle for the Carling Cup game, just as new research shows that the costs for supporters have increased 21% in the past three months alone. The trip to Tyneside and back is likely to take more than 10 hours and cost roughly £65 in petrol. Then there is the price of the match ticket, food, drink and a match programme to consider.
Virgin Money's Football Fans' Inflation Index, tracking the costs for supporters since January 2006, shows that the cost of a match day for a supporter is now an eye-watering £106.21 - breaking the £100 barrier for the first time. Football fans will travel on average 2,031 miles to follow their teams this season but Virgin Money's Scott Mowbray said: "The question is, with rising costs, rising ticket prices, programme costs, food expenses, merchandising and now increased fuel bills, how much more can the average punter take? This could be the season when many fans stop following their teams away from home."
And there are those who are even worse off than Spurs supporters. Spare a thought for fans of Carlisle and Brighton, whose 736-mile round trip for games against each other is the longest in the League.

This reads like a Familiar Story to many of us with our travelling distances and times
Our support in numbers overall this season has been excellent with the number to the best of my Carol Vorderman counting ability not below 70 so far for any away game.

This week's Soccer Am MMS

Very Amusing

Better version of Second Clip

RIP Norman Whitfield

Another Legend goes upstairs

The Temptations - your my Everything

Rose Royce - Love Don't Live Here Anymore

Just a couple of tunes he was involved with

What !

Grange Hill

I read that it is no more and has been retired due to the fact that it had lost its teen audience.
I loved this programme as a kid when the TV was only 3 channels and we only had a black and white set.
Imagine the kids of today having to watch a programme in black and white!
There are good articles on the series at the following links

Grange Hill
Grange Hill 2

The clips are Zammo's Drug Bust and then Episode 1 in two parts

Elevenses Anyone ?

Chris Murray Combo

Love Flame
He's playing in Norwich on the 17th of October at the Crypt in Bedfords

Congratulations to

Greig and Tess Roye who got married in secret
(we knew he!he!)
in St Lucia on the 11th of September
For those that don't know Greig.
As well as being my brother in law he was the legendary driver of the late bus on our Morecambe Adventure a few years ago.

Five go to the Yorkshire dales

Total Distance travelled - 310 miles.
Total Driving/Travelling time - 5hrs 15 Min's.
Number of comfort breaks - 4...The king again!
Driving Conditions - Bootiful... why are our summer days always in September?
Quotes
Loads they will follow later in the week.
Soundtrack
Radio1,2 and 5
The Slackers- Self Medication
Two minutes of Piano Music by Craig Armstrong (Heathens)
Fierce Angels Beach Music 2 Disc 2

An All action Adventure starring the King,the Beast,The Fighter,Man whore and the .. someone think of a name and pm me it.
After a turbulent week of transport problems, unanswered phones and call offs it was left to the Infamous five to journey to the snob capital of North Yorkshire in a lets thrash the arse off it hire car.The dog was tied to the back of the car to get some exercise and off we went or didn't as it happens.Bloody new cars and security features.Holding down pedals to start a car,What is that all about?Comfort breaks were taken with the engine running until the start procedure was sussed out later in the day.
The Journey was a talkative one with Man whore in his usual Saturday morning bedraggled state after a night on his usual tipple and a night on the bush that will possible ruin a beautiful friendship.The king was on the argument juice that we are all banned from(Caffreys for those that don't know) that he was given as a reward for some whistle duties.
The Fighter was recounting tales of house parties and Road brawls.
The journey up was non descript, A17 taking forever,A1 dull as usual but the Man whore pointed out where the bridges,golf courses and mines were but no trees on hills this time!Weatherby looks posh as fuck and we should of asked someone the way to K-Naresborogh in the way i have just spelt it.
Jibber alert sounded as soon as we spotted the ground (we also got there far too early but it did mean a prime parking space that we could use for a quick exit after the game).Quality Jibbing then followed and entry was secured for most of the car that meant more beer tokens in the pocket.
The ground was tidy but nothing special with the clubhouse in an old school prefab style showing a war movie in the function room.Blue Max for those into their war films, the Beast did give me the cast but it has left my memory now.
The Game
There are no positives to gleam from the game except for the acceptance that we are miles away from challenging for any sort of honours.
Harrogate were fitter,stronger,kept and used the ball better,defended strongly and allowed us no time on the ball.It didn't help that Frew was the lone striker and couldn't control the ball let alone pass it.
JJ as a striker?
Harrogate ran the game the way they wanted too for the whole game and looked comfortable all of the time.They simply brushed off Weaver and then Crane for goals one and three.Goals two and four were good finishes from 15 yards by players given far too much space to shoot.We did create a few chances but they were when the game was over at 3-0.
High point of the day was getting back into Kings Lynn at 7.15 after flying home (2hrs travelling 15 mins of stops)
It's Time to smell the Coffee

Well ,that should bring any with Rose tinted glasses

Down To Earth

Curiosity Killed The Cat

WilI I find a chair like this in the Snob Capital of Yorkshire?

Quite Disturbing

RIP Jez Bird

Just noticed that the Lambrettas founding member died of cancer
on August 27th 08 aged 50

Beat boys in the Jet age

Go Steady

Purple Hearts - Frustration

Classic Mod Revival Band & a Top Tune

Sums up my mood totally at the minute

Brommers Weekend Girl

New Ebay Selling Technique

Get your partner to model the items you are selling wearing very little else
& even scar them for life by making them wear a
Man City "37 years and won fuck all" scarf and then a flag

This is Genuine i found it whilst looking for a scarf

A Request

For A Cheer Up Flash Just as we go past Lovely Doncaster On Saturday Please.
Should Be there about 12pm , Thanks

The Besnard Lakes

For Agent 13

Devastation

Great Canadian Band

Kung Fu Panda Riot

The Fenland Park office moves to Outwell

Farewell Fenland Park

A ground i have visited many many times over the years that was more than in need of a bit more love and attention is now gone and the Wizzbeck are ground sharing with Outwell !!Umm are they still sleeping Giants?More likely Trolls where they are now living.
I digress,Fenland Park with a quality bar which has seen many a drunk fall over is now to become a housing estate.
RIP another old school football arena.
Lets hope that the new ground does see the light of day and gets built so that our reserves can carry on the tradition of kicking their arses.

Cheers to pieandmushypeas for the photos used

RIP... Richard Wright of Pink Floyd

Us and Them

Wearing The Inside Out

The Bostscum Custom Car Show

Just a Normal Wedding in the Fens

New Model Army - Small Town England

Smalltown England
Turn left at the lights about 50 yards down
There's a pub in the corner and I'll meet you inside
About quarter to eight and we'll go into town
And find out what everybody's been saying about us

Smalltown walls have eyes and ears
Stories fly thick and fast round here
Truth and lies are all the same
Whatever you do don't rock the boat
You've got to play the game, play the game

Chorus:
Is it a crime to want something else?
Is it a crime to believe in something different?
Is it a crime to want to make things happen?
To spit in the faces of the cynical fools

The in crowd know that the shell is thin
So they all protect the cage they're in
Get drunk and stoned and wrecked again
No tears of rage, no cries of pain
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
In smalltown England
Because the world outside the pint in hand
Is all so hard to understand
And if visions of the world come clear
They're not allowed to interfere

Chorus:
Is it a crime to want something else? . . .

The smell of hot food from the takeaway curry
Diesel fumes from a passing lorry
Waiting in the queue in the pouring rain
For the chip shop up on Bowling Lane
Well, last week we all got really smashed
We couldn't stand up, it was a real laugh
And this week's going to be just the same
And the next and the next, again and again
They say you've got to have fun while you're young
'Cause they can't believe there's anything else except this.

Written twenty five years ago & still relevant Today

Bauhaus - all we ever wanted was everything

Think about it

Laura Marling

Love this Girls Voice - A Great Young Singer Songwriter

My Manic & I

Hyde at Home

Its Saturday night and faced with Strictly,the X and then Tess Daly's old man afterwards,I have decided to write this a day early and all i am drinking is Green Tea.In fact a beer free zone is my house for a short while(until i get bored and cave in,Will power is not one of my fortes)
Today with a brother in a law to be in tow who normally means a goal drought whenever he watches live football(a Man City fan) a win was the desired result and that is exactly what we got with a good performance to boot.
It is a hard one to overly find fault with today.
Frew-superb,Charlie D looked good today,Mark Camm-much much better and all over we looked like we had quality against a side that did offer some resistance.
A moan would be that we gave the ball away too cheaply far too often and put ourselves under pressure.
A good six points from two lower sides is just what the supporters ordered and on to Harrogate we go for the next much harder test.
My Advice to Uncle Keith is stick with the two up front but sacrifice Joe Francis with Fisk starting in his place to bolster the side if you feel the need to tinker.Defensively-I would guess that Crane will come straight back into the side with Weaver going to full back which on paper looks like the best option, but is it really?

Are you watching the tv Keith

Well look at that a premiership team away from home playing three forwards and going for a game.
Tactics that utilise the side at the managers disposal.... while you are watching have a look at the tactics from corners , i am sure they will not bring every player back into the box.No they have left three players up to stop the centre half getting involved with the corner... Tactics...
Never mind we have tic-tacs a plenty that will give us a little lift for the first five minutes....
Harsh .? maybe but its on my mind so i dived to the keyboard to type it
and guess what the side with 3 up front have just scored...well i never.

EDIT
ha , guess its a case of rant in haste and cringe at leisure.. you all got what i meant anyhow.. ....... ckin Scouse on the rob again..!!

In Your Face

Jarvis Cocker

Oh! Yeah,Just got a ticket to his show in Sheffield in November.After seeing Pulp live several times this will be the first time I have seen him live as a solo artist.I have to admit I am already looking forward to it.

Running The World

Babies- live in Thetford Forest

A shop you don't see on every high street

Spotted in Stafford

Brommers Weekend Girl

Just Gotta Get the Jumper Off !!

A Whilhelm Scream

Not the Punk band but the Sound Effect
Firstly a Very Cool Compilation of the effect being used then a tribute song
.... Both very good

Now that was much better

A Terrific English Performance that deserves a Quality Party Song
Raise those Girdles Boys& Girls and Let it all Go for 2.21.

Bad Manners- you know the Tune

Bet one of them is called Emma

That Just always seems to be the
name of the Bunny Boiler

To all Emma's that can prove they are not BB's change your name it will help

The national side in Croatia

It must be time for the England players to finally step up to the plate and actually play as a team again or will they be made to look like clowns again?
Lets hope not and a bit of respect and pride is restored.
Do these hypocritical journalists that are now lambasting fans for booing shit performances get on your tits?Especially when they are the first to slag the players off in the morning rags.What a bunch of two faced sell your granny for a story cunts

Sultana Bran Shield against Tampax

Was it a commercial showdown with pea shooters and toilet roll tubes as weapons of choice or an extra match dreamt up to generate more money and honour sponsorship deals whilst licking the bollocks of the corporate world.
Who cares?
We are now out of this now meaningless competition and free to concentrate on avoiding relegation whilst being managed by a tactical genius.Well he must be a genius because most of his decisions are beyond my realm of intellectual capacity.
No JJ from the start again?Who would of bet on raindrops running down the window on that one?
I missed the first goal because I was too busy proving the the theory of six degrees of separation with the shrimp man and his compatriot the Mechanic.The theory is so totally cool and works.
The verdicts of the guys and well more guys(I don't talk to girls at football)were that it was a very well worked goal,we were still in the changing room and thirdly he was at least three yards offside with the incompetent linesman stuck on the half way line and not up with play.Whatever!the goal was a goal and we were behind to a side managed by the Legend Gary Mills (My Great Escape T-shirt is mounted in a frame on the wall).A second goal soon followed and although we had a bit of play in the first half it was absorbed by the Tampax with considerable ease.
The second half was better and I guess that the Uncle Keith half time team speech took the players back in time to before the decorators moved in as we caused the Tampax some pain and discomfort.We were in fact a bit unlucky to not get the game level and if it wasn't for some very good defending of the long grass we would of took the game to the joy of extra time and penalties.
Is it of any surprise that the introduction of an extra midfielder and JJ helped spark this revival after going with one up front again for ten minutes whilst being 2-0 down..WTF?.
It was great build up play for the goal (We can do it) and JJ got the goal that will now spark up his confidence Uncle Keith(You will have to play him for that spark to ignite though)
So what did we learn from last night?
1) JJ needs to start with Jack up front
2) We need to sacrifice a wide man and play Fisk,Mitchell,Sedgemore(He was poor last night.What's up with the guy?Has Gary Neville promised his bum fluff moustache to someone else?)and one of the wide guys.Stick a pin in them both and see who squeals more like a Frog who decide which one.

3)We are too lightweight in midfield.
4)If Lord M jumps towards you to celebrate a goal, flee for the sake of your ribs and anything else that is breakable.The carnage of his goal celebration is still being assessed with A&E still reporting fractures and crush injuries at dinner time today.
5) The Rock Star played Devils Advocate with the question.
If you had a choice of Webb or Evans who would you choose?
6)What a Fantastic Crowd who parted with extreme levels of pennies.£10 !?Guess the rod for the back was made with the price of the friendlies.
7)Do we not bother to cut the grass anymore or mark out the white lines on the pitch.
The pitch is beginning to resemble a drug free meadow.
7)Thank fuck we are out of that pointless competition.
8)I still hate Tamworth (Yuk! I had to spell the word)

Mogwai - Friend Of The Night

Tuesday Funny

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the boyfriend said "My hands are freezing cold."

The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up".

So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said "My nose is cold."

The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up."

So he did and his nose began to get warm.

He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you know what? I think my penis is frozen solid"

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

Tiptoe Through the

Tampax with your

On and A

That's about all we need nowaday's.

Why do we dislike or in fact hate the Tampax so much?.. Apart from all of the obvious, up there own arses , pseudo brummies etc the real reason goes back to the rivalries and battles on and off the field in the 80's and the 90's.No love has ever been lost.As for the Tamworth Tim's as immortalised in the sadly defunct "Jumpers for Posts" fanzine not understanding this,did we really expect them too.
On a similar note who apart from a Tampax fan would call themselves Pissface TFC on a forum (the BSN forum when bandwidth allows)

The British Weekend

Lewis Hamilton ..umm difficult one, looks like he had no where to go to me , but maybe he should of let Raikönnen lead into the next corner.

Andrew Murray.. wow... amazing tennis ... and utterly superb ... guess he is British Today

The Paralympics which has better coverage than ever before but is still hidden away behind the red button,Shameful. Get it on the main channels and show how talented these athletes are.
BBC Coverage
& the English football team ... what really... i don't think so ... a shocking display that got a result ... just like watching Kings Lynn then and the Beast suffered it live ..

Aussie Imports - British India

British India - Said I'm Sorry

Good Rock Band about to be Hyped

Bless the Health and Safety Rules

Just Think about all the money we could save

Home to Fleetwood

Another great crowd,especially with local football all starting yesterday.
Hurrah!
1) JJ got a start and proved why he should play every week,did he misplace a pass all afternoon
2) We played a standard 4-4-2 formation and it worked (now there's a surprise)
3) The performance level of Smith (in both positions) and Mitchell (how good does he look)
4) Jack Defty = Immense again
A great start to the game that should of seen us out of sight within thirty minutes but as has been the case all season so far our finishing is just not good enough.We need to put the chances away or we will continue to get punished by teams that maybe only create one chance a game. The Fleetwood shot that hit the bar just on half time followed by a great save by Howie more than illustrates my point.
I could now leave it like that and not pick holes but that just would not suit so here we go .
Mark Camm a Kings Lynn Legend who should be remembered as that.At the minute he is not cutting the mustard at this level by a long way.When a sub gets subbed the writing is starting to appear on the wall. Sedgemore should of come on to replace Chapman, we were dominating the game and would of pushed on with him on the pitch. Why bring a defensive player on who at the minute cannot pass the ball.
What does Uncle Keith say to them at half time as yet again second half we failed to appear for long periods of play.Back to the subject of subs,why take JJ off when DB came on.What is wrong with taking Francis(2nd half poor)or Frew off(we have no room for sentimental bullshit) and put JJ wide for the last 25 minutes.
Someones Grandad(poor sods)shouted at us to stop moaning about Uncle Keith second half (during the substitutions) and then said we could do no better.
I have to say as a co-op we bloody well could at times.
A win is a win and the stats will say that,as well as we are still unbeaten but look at the bigger picture and we need to do a lot lot better still.
As a footnote the beer is too expensive in the clubhouse,nightclub prices at a football ground is shocking.I don't drink Fosters or John smiths,not my type of chemical intake.
Can the Rock Star if he must bring his Lunch to football (Vegetable Curry) at least have the courtesy to bring enough for us all.He even had his own napkin and we half expected him to produce a pop up chair and table complete with candles out of the mini guitar case he keeps in his pocket to help cope with writers block.

One Perfect Sunrise

Lisa Gerrard & Orbital

Skeleton Sunday

A Song for Ben Chapman

Fujiya & Miyagi - Collarbone

They really are a Great band... how did i miss them

Brief Report

Well a win is a win and again it should of been out of sight within twenty minutes.
More on that in the morning.
I gather when a player goes to hospital with an injury he goes on his own now and is left to fend for himself thereafter... This is truly shocking and the club should be ashamed of themselves.I hope they pick up all of the costs that the played has incurred as well.
Well done those Fleetwood fans for travelling and i hope you enjoy!(ed) the hospitality of the town tonight.
Unbeaten still... umm...more luck than control but some will say that its all in the stats , personally i like to delve further and uncover the story behind those stats.

Fujiya & Miyagi - Ankle Injuries

Awesome Electronica Band

A Rocky Montage

I have just listened to Amir Hype Khan get beaten in the first round of his first pay per view bout ....
whoops , guess someone picked the wrong opponent

Bostcum get a new Clubhouse

Does the picture have a pint glass in the corner?

Dreadzone

-- LITTLE BRITAIN

Brommer's Weekend Treat

Looks like she even has a pair of Matching Boxers

Joketime

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,

"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!

Terry Hall

Ballad of a Landlord