19.5.09

BNP: Nazi's on the Doorstep

I got a knock on my door the other day
I thought I'd see what they had to say
They gave me a load of crap about voting for them in May
I said, "No bloody way!"
They said, "We wanna restore the British way of life...
And make sure that everything stays where it belongs."
Now don't get me wrong, but I'm thinking they've double-crossed themselves there
I gave them an awkward stare
What exactly is it about the 'British way of life' that they want to maintain?

You go up the road, let's say an Irish Pub
Sup some Belgian beer, and then nip out for some grub
You find the nearest take-out, and eat a Turkish kebab
And get driven home by an Asian, in the back of a German cab
You fall asleep in an armchair that you bought in a Swedish shop
Watching American shows on a Japanese telly...just tell me when to stop!

The fact of the matter is, they're talking crap
The bullshit started flowing like water from a tap
I just thought I'd let you know, so if they come knocking on your door...
You can tell 'em where to go!

Matt Abbott

Lost Child ????

Lost Kid

Hero's Fury at "BNP" Fake Picture

Fake BNP Picture
An ex-Guardsman branded the BNP “scumbags” last night for using his photo and faked words on an election flyer.

Former Scots Guards NCO Stuart Walker, 37, was shocked to see a picture of himself in uniform outside Buckingham Palace on a poll leaflet.

Beside it, implying he would back the racist party in the Euro elections, were words criticising kit shortages and soldiers being “abused” by Muslims.

Stuart, who left the Army in 1997, first knew about it when it dropped through a relative’s letterbox. The dad-of-two, now a corporate manager in London, said he rang the BNP’s offices to complain and was told to “f*** off”.

He told The Sun: “I was completely outraged when I saw this leaflet. I think they got the photo off a website and the quote they’ve made up. They are scumbags and I’d never vote for them in a million years.”

The BNP is also reported to have used shots of US actors and Italian OAPs to represent British voters.

The Sun

16.5.09

Getting Me Hot under the Collar

The Vodaphone adverts. Quality music used wrongly again . It makes no sense
Ronaldo.. What a Dick .. Sort out your arrogant head knob
People that contradict themselves constantly
No Sleep
My inner self for failing to get my Arse in gear and Run .. I am a Lazy Git & Drinking too much but enjoying it.
My own Name ... deed poll now please for free.
TV .. Why does everyone just shout and argue on the tv . It is like watching constant repeats of "Cagney and Lacey".. Just so loud and shit .. I hate Soaps on tv
The fact that any good tv( it is out there somewhere) always clashes with some drivel on the tv
Chris Gayle .. Moaning twat .. Sort out your cricket team or just resign as captain .
Apathy and Cynicism at people trying to push things forward
Shaving

Making me Slightly Smile This Week

The new Manic Street Preachers LP
Exams over for both the Little ones.Uni is over bar 15 min's for the Oldest & sats done for boy wonder.
Franchise MK losing on penalties to the Town with the female hated word in the middle of it... May they never prosper
The new Rice Boy Sleeps LP
Off to Wembley Tomorrow...Bounce Bounce! Amber Army ....
Andy Cole's Pink Cardigan on Soccer Am
Yorkshire's Finest still in Divison 3 ... Very amusing
Rachel Riley... Wrong but so right
The Salford boys closing in on their 18th title...
The No 1 child's car passing it's MOT
Sons of Anarchy on Bravo ..

So very very True

PMT

Riceboy Sleeps - All The Big Trees

8.5.09

Monty Python ...Every Sperm is sacred & the Penis song


One less issue

for the conference suits to stress their free lunches over then as Hampton and Richmond lost to Hayes and Yeading.Is the H&R ground up to scratch to stay in the BSN or are their prawn sandwiches just so good that the are beyond reproach ..
One less issue at the Walks is that the bins have finally been emptied and the rats have returned back to their original homes ...

James - Come Home & getting away with it


Brommers Weekend Girl

drunken lady ?

5.5.09

Demotion

Why will the appeal fail because the rules clearly state about turnstiles,floodlights and technical areas & in fact all of the other issues we have failed on ..
The rules were there last year for all to see.
Did we really expect to be spoon fed information that has been readily available by simply doing a google search for longer than we have needed to know it.
Common sense may prevail about the other issues and the floodlights but the technical areas and the turnstiles could of been done with little disruption to the club ..
This is a big time Fail by the directors of the club .. Naive ? My polite view.
They have failed themselves unless this is what they wanted and have failed the supporters in a major way .. but then again do they really care about the supporters.
Nero fiddles while Rome burns .. kinda fits doesn't it ...
Lets hope they press for the issue of what league we will be put in to be resolved quickly so that the question of a manager and players for next season task can be tackled at speed.
Personally i care not for what league we go into,they both have pros and cons that cancel each other out.Maybe the Unibond is more winnable if we can get a half decent squad on a sensible budget.

The Reserves

I went to the last game of the season and again they played some good flowing football. I would guess that this has been their undoing at times this season in a league that does lean to the physical.
Well done on winning the Norfolk Senior cup.I couldn't get to the game but by all accounts it was more than deserved. I love the fact it was against the cloggers of the broads.
I am also more than glad that my prediction of relegation just failed to occur.Relegation would of in my opinion meant that the Reserves were nearly rendered of no use to the club in terms of contributing to the first team, although we will be a step nearer them again in the next week or so.
I will admit that the reserves do try and play the game the right way & getting Kevin Leggett in to steady the ship all be it at a cost while Lee Hyde was still not fit was clever.
Steve Lilley the way forward . ? Jury out ? but staying up was achieved .

Reaction to the departure of Uncle Keith

Let's get this right from the start he did not resign at all, he left the club after he failed to agree a new contract.The same with Lee Glover he was simpy released from his contract.
Can you please send me on a postcard Mr Glover's ( I didn't know him well enough to call him Lee) contribution to the club over the last 2 and a half years apart from taking a grossly inflated wage that helped towards our financial problems.
Back to Uncle Keith. what to say that I have not said before.
Goodbye... thanks for the memories and good luck.
By the way .. it was not a small group of fans against you but about 800 out of the 1000 attendence each week .

There is always someone that is seeking attention

distraction

Elastica - Stutter