A sunday joke

2 sperms are having a race,
one sperm says" my arms are killing me, all this swimming, how much further is it to the womb?",
and the second sperm says "not for a long time yet, we've only just gone past her tonsils!!

BOOM BOOM!!

Can someone please save me from the AOR hell that is the Dead Princess Memorial Concert on the TV. It's slowing turning me into.........................ah... ah.ah..no!!!!!!! its too late I just sang along to the feeling