A quick review

Of last night in no particular order.
Madness were excellent playing all of the hits.Wonderful stuff.
I couldn't pick a winner amongst all of the donkeys running and there were some donkeys.
Low grade racing is junk.
The steward trying to send people the wrong way home out of the disabled car park .You are a Twat!
Trilby and Pork pie Hats (even plastic) are still Cool.As is the Fez
It is very amusing watching people get more & more ratted when you are sober drinking Green Tea. (sad)
People watching notes...
Why do parents not take coats for their small children who are wearing party dresses for when the sun goes down, have they not learned that it gets cold at night? Muppets!
A So called Male muppet who spent the whole of madness attempting to do handstands . WTF, Knob!
The Poor cow that spent 30 minutes of Madness doing a loop (while her partner went to the main stage ) walking around with a pushchair trying to get the little one to sleep. Leave him.
Ladies who wear the prettiest dresses but forget that the Boatrace won't look better in any dress,nice legs though.They then celebrate like they have won the fa cup when the favourite wins for them.Keep drinking the Rose.
Ah! it's time to go and collect the minibus now.