Don't Panic

It's Been busy with all sorts of dull and boring stuff this week and I have just caught up with some of the papers
Don't panic ..is the cry ... sounds like someone is hearing the alarm bells ringing and not just because the two words immediately make usa ll think of Dads Army.Comic genius? .. perhaps such is the subtlety of Keith's style of management that he is going to come up with the ultimate punchline delivered with perfect timing on the last day of the season?
Are we all over reacting in the same way as the media feeding frenzy that surrounds the Brand and Ross shagging furore. For fucks sake he was a bit actor that became famous for making the Spanish look inept and getting slapped around the head and she is on the edge of the sex industry working as an erotic cheap burlesque dancer.Yeah they were a little bit over the top but if he had answered his phone to do the interview as he promised then none of this would of happened.
Absolute Overkill with the spiv car dealer getting involved because the blue side hate the BBC and the reds because it detracts from the state of the economy . Spin spin spin.Bullshit.
I digress are we over reacting ? No, simple as that.
The resident comedian,yes we do have one that is as good as Jimmy Krankie came out with an anecdote to describe Keith's passion levels.
His wife has been shopping at Agent Provocateur (none of that cheap Ann summers tat here) and gets dressed up in the an outfit that would have you spilling over the edge as soon as your eyes saw it.The candles are lit,Barry White is playing and she lays on the bed waiting,the door opens slowly our man enters and looks his wife up and down and then down and up,he shuffles closer,arms still crossed and leans over.His wife is poised for a tempestuous kiss but instead he sniffs the skimpy material of the basque and says I notice you've changed the washing powder love ...
Passion at its highest level......anyhow play a blinder,Pass the ball and Don't Panic