29.12.08

A Ramble on about .....

Yet again another year has flown past and we are in that waiting room for the new year celebrations , well a party popper and a large gin and tonic in my case whilst watching the ex squeeze man tinkle on his Ivory's.....Elton John is competing against him...wtf...That lump of over- rated lard wearing Timmy Mallett glasses with an Argos candle on his piano , singing the same shit songs that he did in the 70's no fucking chance ....I will leave that to the outraged Daily Mail readers that normally think homosexuality is a sin ... just like the Pope ...
How confused must those gay or transsexual roman catholics that look for him for advice be now....This man is living in a world that should never of existed.
Back to the holiday...just what is this time , all of the retail workers are back to work fighting off people that want something for nothing,the shops have paid their commercial rents for Dec and are now looking to raise the money to survive to pay the next lot in March.How much discount can they give? & Do you really need a new fridge in terracotta with shades of lilac and grey even if it is only £999,does the old one not still work?
The next couple of months will be a shoplifters paradise.... the retailers will cut all their costs to a minimum which will mean staff as that is the easily adjustable overhead...and stores will look like they are empty not just of people but of everyone...Its time to get down the local pub if you still have one and catch up with Dodgy Dave and give him your shopping list...There is no discount like they one you get buying goods from a black bin liner...
Again back to the question ... this is a nothing time for many ..
Do you want to go shopping ? No.
DIY ? Are you taking the piss.
Exercise .... ha ha ha , can't do that til the new year .There are rules you know.
So we sit,eat,drink and do fuck all.....What a waste.. but a beautiful waste of time.
Back to that Football Manager game ( & I haven't been lower than 10th all season with Kings Lynn)
Gissa Job Ken ??