Well the Go! Team are calling and as an added bonus they are on stage at 8.45 , so the sprint for the last train may turn into a more leisurely beer stroll.
Fuck me we must serious about getting out of this league with two ex-football league good experienced goalkeepers now signed. . I'm lovin it as they say in adverts for dog food.
Time for the school run , a train , beer and much very good music.
6.7.07
brief post
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5.7.07
bit of dull un today
Not much on the radar today.
So Chris (i could a have an argument in an empty house) Sutton has announced his retirement . I always had a grudging respect for him as a player and he must of been a real nightmare to defend against,always niggling just a real pain in the arse. Although i never forgave him for the england B team tantrum.
Time to get on the phone Webb and see if he wants a few games. The eye can't be that bad if he is playing cricket!
I see the Pikey Eastwood is moving to the midlands. I wonder if wolves are ready for the furore that will be caused when the relatives move with him and set up camp just off the M6. I wonder if his contract gives him a road to exercise his horse and trap!
Get over it Sheffield Utd and concentrate on getting promotion.Its all just a waste of money and time. Whatever the ins and outs of the Tevez affair it was just about legal and no decision will be overturned.
Tevez to the mancs ... why? He is not needed!
Finally RIP George Melly , a true eccentric Englishman. I had the pleasure of seeing him 3 times and although his style of music is not really my favourite type if i have one. I enjoyed his performance immensely each time. Enjoy your time singing,painting and fishing up there.If you made it up there!
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Eighteen Inches!
Three reasons for this post .
Firstly, they are playing the live earth event on Saturday -superb.Watch it if you can
Secondly, I am actually off to Stonehenge on Sunday
Thirdly, Spinal Tap are still very funny after all these years
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4.7.07
A big mix of a day
The day starts with a bitter Aussie slagging off our new god Lewis Hamilton,well Mark if you were as good as Lewis then perhaps you would of been picked up by Ron Dennis as a teenager to drive for his team.Get over it,the new kid on the block is beating last years world champion hands down at the minute so he can't be too bad!
Leeds Utd !!! Ha ha ha ha , it couldn't happen to a nicer club or lovely chairman ( you decide were the sarcasm starts) bye bye bye bye bye .... I'm waving are you looking!
Bostscum have been rescued , they are still in an absolute mess but will still exist in some form. Am i supposed to be happy for them , i guess so as a general football fan but i just can't bring myself to register an iota of it.Lets see us pass them as they tumble out of the BSN and we finally get ourselves into it. They have such a high level of debt they will be lucky to afford even Sunday league wages and i see Talbot is still there on a contract of £1700 a week. That should be an interesting renegotiation!
In other news as they say Alan Johnston is free! Great news , what's the betting he's an adrenalin junkie and wants to get straight back in the conflict area and start reporting again. Well after he has signed a book deal for several million (not too cynical am i?) anyhow.
And my luck seems to be sort off in with a couple of free tickets to see the Go! Team in London on Friday night and tickets to the new BBC non-league radio show in august at Enfield arriving in my inbox this afternoon. And yes i did do the lottery!
Happy Independence day to all the US citizens, gotta admit it means nothing to me but any reason to hit the beer is always good in my pocketbook.
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I love this book
The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein
A book that carries very powerful messages whichever way you interpret it
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3.7.07
All signed up
Excellent stuff that the squad is all bar two signed up. Now it starts to get serious and Pre-season is training that's all. No points are won or lost in this period and only positives can be gleamed from these games in terms of shape, type of play and fitness. It also gives the management hopefully a chance to see who may not be good enough,initially at least. Good news on the Carey front as well but I'd guess we will see if he has recovered when or if the tackles start going in.
If you missed the football factories series that is still running , i recommend it this week . Poland was the country and they have some serious England 1980's problems going on with their supporters but with weapons included just for fun!
On a different note i caught up with a film called Blood Diamond tonight , Top notch entertainment with very serious real life scary undertones. Rent it out you will not regret it (well only DiCaprio's very dodgy "Brown Bread" accent)
Conflict Diamonds
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Not so local milk
I have a Strong dislike of Tesco's and this just emphasises my dislike
Local milk my arse
The arrogance as well by quoting law at us
What a bunch of C U Next Tuesdays
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Tuesday dinner time joke
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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2.7.07
Away days Beckon
What is it with us and cup ties , we seem to always be away especially in the Trophy. At least both ties are for us Kings Lynn supporters only a short journey away.Both of the ties are very winnable but quite tough at the same time. They should both be a couple of good days out with plenty of support. The last time I went to Lincoln Utd we won a bottle of wine in the raffle and I seem to remember the clubhouse is more like a cricket pavilion and also thinking on my stomach like all good warriors do! They had home made burgers!
The last visit to Sudbury was pretty mad stuff , lots of supporters in high spirits to put it gently.
Nothing like a cup day out.
I suffered the rest of the dead princess concert , I presume the TV director was hung in the tower today. It was fucking awful coverage , full of toe curling silences and mistakes.What an overall very odd concert, totally up its own arse , pompus and the best bit was the bloody ballet!
Hooray bloody Henrys let them all go to fight in illegal wars and do us a favour!
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1.7.07
A sunday joke
2 sperms are having a race,
one sperm says" my arms are killing me, all this swimming, how much further is it to the womb?",
and the second sperm says "not for a long time yet, we've only just gone past her tonsils!!
BOOM BOOM!!
Can someone please save me from the AOR hell that is the Dead Princess Memorial Concert on the TV. It's slowing turning me into.........................ah... ah.ah..no!!!!!!! its too late I just sang along to the feeling
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The Amateur Transplants
Check these out
The Amateur Transplants
Click on listen and then have a listen to the tracks... they are very funny .. beware its NSFW
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The Magnificent Botham
Some Great Childhood Memories here for me
Ian Botham is one of my all time heroes .
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Still Very Funny Pizza Prank Call
This has been around for a while and even if you have heard it before give it another listen , it doesn't fail to make me laugh.
Scott Mills - Pizza Guy
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30.6.07
Don't call me a ****
So Earnshaw has left Narwich under his contract for a pittance and they have taken back Cureton as a replacement.That should guarantee another season of fighting relegation for Norfolk's second best team. At least Henderson has got out of the place and can now get a chance to prove his worth and progress in the game.Ryan Jarvis should get out of there as well before he is left to rot.
So laid back Shaun Marshall has joined little Robbie at "don't call me a ****"at Merthyr Robert Taylor's Dereham. If he can show half of the good form that he occasionally did for us then he should prove a shrewd pick up for them. You Better get the deliveries sorted though RT , of both types!
The end of June is nearly upon us which means as well as the plainly obvious that it's July and also that half the year is gone and we are getting close to the commercial hell of Christmas.It means that the smoking ban is about to start. Hurrah! so now i can smell of beer and piss when i get home from the pub instead of these smells being masked!
It also means that Gay pride is over for the year , well at least the london march anyhow. How about this for a costume
More importantly it signals the start of Pre-season training for all clubs and the fact that football is nearly back!
Get In There!
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29.6.07
A song to start the day
Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintballs coming home
And we all know a least one couple like this
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28.6.07
The Fullback with tree trunk legs
So after a chase lasting a few years we finally get the full back with tree trunks for legs , Good stuff as long as he is still as good as he looked then. He has certainly consistently been picked for the sides that he has played for in the last few seasons . I see Webb is going to get him to pass on his experiences to the untapped potential that is Francis. We are certainly talking the talk this summer, but can we WTW.
AWay AWay AWay AWAy for the first four fixtures , excellent stuff . Lets make them all distant travels as well to get them out of the way while the weather can be enjoyed.
I see Paul Warne has gone to Yeovil for his final season in league football. Good luck baldy and stay injury free so you can honour your quotes and come to KLFC next season. Speaking of baldy's i also notice that drink driver Hughes looks like he will be playing at Oldham while wearing his electronic Tag. That should be fun for the opposition crowd, guess we will see if his anger management classes have really worked.As it took him several years to apologise for running someone and nearly killing them, I won't hold my breath.
And on the topic of anger how angry must those Charlton Ladies feel with the club for closing the ladies team to save money after the men got relegated. What a bunch of assholes to have in charge of your club , was Mike Newell involved?. At least the ladies actually won trophies . I used to have a soft spot for Charlton . They can go and hang now!
Funny how fuck ups come back to haunt managers , even when they are still successful . Capello falls out with the money making global brand machine that is Golden bollocks , causing the brand to move to the promised land leaving Real Madrid short on the bottom line for the future and gets sacked even after winning the league after a very long barren spell. So it's not about the money then Mr Real Madrid President?
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NO !!! Andy Goldstein
I meant to comment on this before but it got lost in the back of my mind.
Who the fuck hired Andy (I am not Funny) Goldstein to become the new host of the best saturday morning tv programme ever. It is like replacing Phillip Schofield with that knob Andi Peters . Does no one look back at other peoples mistakes and learn from them anymore!
It signals the beginning of the end for Soccer Am in my eyes . They say that change is good, so it may be but Andy Goldstein!! what!! He's a sad old Spurs fan for goodness sake , you just know he will settle for mid table mediocrity and success will become a dim and distant memory.
Do a Torquay Utd and sack him before he even begins
RIP Soccer Am
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27.6.07
A Quick Old Joke
Long Marriage
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."Have you ever done it ?
It gets kinda frosty for a while afterwards!
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26.6.07
These are few of my favourites things !
Not the waste of food and will never ever be cool car advert but the utterly divine
CSS and the track Alcohol
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Guess whose back ! Back again !
And listening to crap rap as well it appears. Well normal service is resumed and its time to have a good old natter with myself.
Its all crashing ceilings and sparks at the walks with the temporary rainproof roof having more holes than the boards excuses for us not getting promotion last season . I wonder if that will be an excuse if failure (which is not an option says King Ken) happens again this season, oh the money we lost over the summer and we are still waiting for the insurance payout . The excuses just roll off of my cynical tongue.
King Ken has reassured me though via the EDP headline "Linnets dig deep for promotion" and "that all the stops" will be pulled out this year. Let's just hope he wasn't talking about finding buried treasure under the pitch!. The transfer talk does look promising but so do many things at first glance .Let's make sure we don't end up with any 10 to 2 ers in desperation this year.
Ignoring the weather simply because it doesn't directly affect me and also that's all everyone is bloody talking about it's been a few days of surnames beginning with in my best Sesame Street voice the letter H.
Get in there Ricky lad , a good performance and you have certainly wound up Floyd Mayweather. Now that will be a worth staying up to 4 in the morning fight.
Mr inconsistent Tim did a great job at the Jolly hockey sticks Tennis today , he still needs to retire though. I love wimbledon and the tennis but it is so far up it's arse . Elitism and Class at its worse.
Finally that shit in bed , please make a bit of porn that some good Paris got released. Who really gives a monkeys ! They should of put her with the real prisoners and videoed that!
I gather that Richard Ashcroft is a bit skint and needs to cash in on those fans of overrated 90's indie.To those that go and see them You are a bunch of mugs! Go and find some drugs that do work, try GHB.
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They grow up far too fast
Apologies for the lack of social comment over the past few days but alcohol and other constraints were applied.
Sorry but this was the easiest way to embed the clip and it won't stop auto playing or putting sometimes inappropriate ads for other clips on the top of it after it has played .
It will soon be archived
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21.6.07
Should be at Glasto Thursday Post
It is the difficult Thursday post again, no football news and awaiting the arrival of the weekend.
I watched the "F4 and the rise of the silver surfer" movie this evening and although i will admit i am not the greatest fan of this type of movie it is really very good indeed. Well worth a watch when it gets to DVD in the winter ( God bless the wonder of the Internet!)
The Man city saga , it could only happen at the City!! VERY VERY AMUSING!!!
Talking about laughing at the cruelly afflicted it looks bleak for Bostcum , they are now asking for public donations as part of plan B!! & the chairman cares so much he has gone on a two week holiday! I guess someone got paid in the last few months then!
Bye Bye Bostscum as we know them , Will they be too late to register for a new league if it all goes to plan C , I would guess so.
Is it raining in Pilton yet?
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Rock N Roll Thursday
Eagles of death metal - classic tune
And yes i did see the sunrise for those interested
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20.6.07
A Heroic Effort
Well done the England U21 squad, you did us proud indeed.The stats will illustrate that the dutch did deserve the victory but it was a heroic effort to take the game so far with more injured players that fit and with 3 players that would miss the final if they had got there. It must be time for fifa and uefa to re-evaluate the bookings procedures so that a clean slate is issued after group games and the final doesn't degenerate into a farce with some of the tournaments top players missing.
They need to sort the refereeing of penalties as well with the keeper either obeying the law or the penalty being retaken.The Dutch goalkeeper was nearly on the penalty spot by the time the kick was taken for just about every kick tonight.
Sour grapes ? maybe , Against the laws of the game? Yes
SEX freak Sven for 33 years man city!!!! It just gets better
Just how bad are the West Indies Test team ? England don't even need 4 days to beat them now!
& SOME KING'S LYNN NEWS !!!! , Young Joe Francis has finally signed , Let the Hype Begin!
Well done all involved in his signing
And on a sad note the demise of the Seadogs , Scarborough FC .I wish you luck for your hopefully new reincarnation.
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19.6.07
Still No King's Lynn FC News!
Well they are on holiday so didn't expect any but this is a kings Lynn based FC blog so perhaps i should start a hospital end rumour!
Dull old day really with a bit of lightning towards the end of it and this is said in a literal way not in a newsflash sense of of prose.
Some more excitement awaits tomorrow with the semi of the U21 Euros
C'MON ENGLAND!!! lets get through and play them racist Serbs in the final and kick some Balkan arse!
Next week brings forth the Copa America, superb stuff lots of sexy football with attitude. It makes me drool with the thought of it and Venezuelan ladies in the crowd as well. It must be time to get the tent out so to speak!
Glastonbury festival , well what do you say? Get the Welly's and canoes out again it seems. Seriously i absolutely love the festival , Well i did until all of the lets get our tickets in an hour knobs moved in and us old crusties got left out.Let it rain down so fucking hard that they never return and tell all of their friends as well. In all honesty i have many great hazy memories that mean i still get really cranky upon not returning when it is on.
& HARD AS NAILS -- Justin Murphy
& he played out the next 70 mins as well
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Last song of the day
If you need to know who it is it's "John Lennon - Working class hero"
Have a listen to the lyrics
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Coldcut tell a tale with the help of Robert Owens
And more of coldcut
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A song of absolute desolate beauty
The utterly sublime David Ford
There are new tracks up on his myspace
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18.6.07
Kick Them Out!
Lewis wins again , how dull is F1 though.We have all re tuned because of the UK interest but it's still no better really.
Jody Morris prize cockney dickhead gets into a fight a JT's wedding , no surprise really but a bit of respect would of been nice TWAT!
Serbian fans are Racist,again no surprise. It would be impressive to see UEFA have some bottle and kick them out of the tournament. How many times do you hear a stadium announcer ask you to please stop the racial chanting?
It was a great finish by Matt Derbyshire, bring on the Dutch!
It was a quality episode of TRFFI tonight , Good Dutch Hooliganism that illustrated the old adage by the football clubs "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
They should really work on their songwriting though.
I see Bernard Manning died today , To be honest i wasn't a fan (fuck me he supported trophyless for 33 years City ) but he did carry on with his right to free speech something that should be respected even if you don't agree with his opinions.
RIP BM
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I give you the underrated Richard Hawley
A great song from a brillant artist
check him out at Richard Hawley
A new album is only a month or so away as well
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Jarvis Cocker - Running The World NSFW
Sums up the state of much around us perfectly.
Find more about more Jarvis
The volume is not incredibly great on this video
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17.6.07
Funny Variation on a popular book
I don't normally find the hash jokes that amusing but this is a cut above the rest
Thanks to Mozza at b3ta
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Sunday's dose of hate and love
Rebelation absolutely stormed the seaside last night.Top Notch performance from a band that deserve to go onto much bigger things.Check out a sample of their tunes
HERE and then go out and buy the albums . I will post a couple of tunes in the next few days.
On a personal note to the knobhead with the piece of 70's bum fluff under his nose that stood a foot in front of my wife at the gig then turned around had a good look, then turned back and proceeded to stay there for 20 minutes.If you stand directly in front of someone in a wheelchair it means they can't see .YOU are a prize TWAT! (We moved)
I do feel better for that. Hopefully that is also somewhere alone the lines of what Ken is telling the southern League this weekend at their Jolly slap on the back do!
Another prize **** is that talentless presenter on the radio (radio1!) and TV Reggie fucking Yates Get him off mainstream radio and get him on some local radio that no one has to listens to NOW!
I Don't do sentimental days but to all those that do,"
Happy Fathers Day".Did you get a day of leisure?
NO! Me neither so just go and get another beer from the fridge later and watch Lewis Hamilton storm to his second grand prix win
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15.6.07
Friday Night is...
Going out night so nothing else to post at the momemt but will snore merrily on it.
I NEED FOOTBALL ... REAL FOOTBALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Class song for Friday
This track brings back all sorts of memories of Sheffield from the nineties
Pulp - Razzmatazz
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14.6.07
Just a Quickie as we old ones say on a Thursday
I really enjoyed the England U21 game tonight , Neither side could finish and had more than a few instances of defensive ineptitude.Very enjoyable , Is Leroy Lita the new Andy Cole in the amount of chances he needs to actually hit the back of the net.
I failed to mention about David Bentley earlier in the week, so he's tired ... bollocks to that , not too tired to travel with the full England squad though a few days before. A bit knee jerk maybe but he should never play for England again , simple as!
So the Northern dilemma is solved without a part 3 , good sense in the end and i see Mr Glover does have personal within issues with the northern league!!
Had to link this and if you wish to support then use the email or the Kings Lynn FC forum MND LYNN NEWS
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13.6.07
Lifestyles Event this Weekend in Hunstanton
I have no bitterness to spout tonight so will just put forward a bit of promotion for the Lifestyles event that is happening in Hunstanton this weekend.
As well as having the honour of hosting an official round of the British National Kite surfing championships , there is a skate park(skate and bmx) and climbing wall on the front with the opportunity to have a go and on Friday and Saturday night FREE LIVE MUSIC in a marquee by the sailing club.
Friday night is the punkier night with Kings Lynn's second finest Vanilla Pod headlining
Saturday is a ska reggae night featuring the number one Kings Lynn band Rebelation and also Smoke Like A Fish
There are more details of the whole event HERE
Do make the effort to check out the event if you can it is well worth the effort.
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Some cracking Long Range Hits
A good compilation of old and new
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Cool Song - Newton Faulkner - Need Something
The Jack Johnson Of 2007 , i do believe!
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Freedom Writers
Caught up with this movie over the weekend and very good it is too. Well worth catching on dvd when it is released.It's good powerful stuff.
Freedom Writers
From the soundtrack
Common: "A Dream"
Not my usual style if i have one but a good track.
And yes , I am still chuckling about the Man City Farce!
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12.6.07
I know i just posted but i have got to share this
Russian ninja
Funny As Fuck to be crude!
And i just caught up with the Man (won nothing for 33 years) City fiasco !!
Just how will i get to sleep with all of this laughter coursing through my body!
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The Northern Dilemma Part 2
Looks like the dilemma has been solved by a court adjournment and we would like to think the pressure by the club and its supporters . WELL DONE KEN & EVERYONE.
Sounds like the FA are not happy with the feeder leagues committees. Good is all i can say and now perhaps they will question a few more of their decisions instead of just using the overused Rubber Stamp.
Checks and balances should happen at all levels of everything to prevent wrongdoing and injustice.Take this away and we are taking away a basic right.
Promise me you will never let our club become an embarrassment like those over the bridge.
Have a look at the latest update on the Boston web fanzine impstalk.co.uk, Yes they are satirical and cruel at times but if the fans of Boston had listened to the fanzine over the last few years then they may of got much more involved and saved their club, which looks Doomed.
Never let your club stop your right to question what they are doing in a sensible manner of course.
This is not a veiled attack on our board it is just saying what it says.
Now did i laugh at Bostscums demise , of course i bloody did and had a gallon to celebrate.
I see Shane Huke has gone to D&R.My Daughter said he had great legs . just a shame he never put one in front of the other when he was with us.
Tim Henman today=rubbish , just retire and earn a fortune from coaching rich kids.
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MIchael Vaughan Totally Overated
So he has won the most test matches as a test captain , what a stupid daft record to hold.
At a time when there are more test teams and matches than ever before. Most of the test sides are either mediocre or just bloody awful and this includes the current West Indies in the bloody awful category his record stands for nothing but a meaningless statistic.
Guess he got lucky that he was injured for the last ashes series so these games were missing from his captains career!
For Christs sake even Nasser Hussain is fourth in the list.
Just another example of trying to judge the modern game and how it is now overplayed with the old golden eras. Peter May's captaincy record , now that record is an honest one.
The real state of our game summed up by Kevin Bloody Wilson- NSFW
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11.6.07
Social Awareness Corner
This week from the 11th June until 17th June is CARERS WEEK
more information at CarersUK.org
This sort of sums up what it is about
There are six million people in the UK who provide unpaid help and support to a relative or friend who is frail, ill or has a disability
There are two million new carers each year, many of whom remain unknown to statutory agencies.Carers Week,which is being held from 11th to 17th June in 2007, has as its main objective enabling new and hidden carers to access support and services;
Being a carer for many people is an all-consuming and life-changing responsibility which can result in carers becoming socially isolated. 1.25 million carers effectively carry out their role 24/7 and that three million carers juggle work and care,Carers miss out on opportunities because of their caring role.
There is currently a Review of the National Carers' Strategy, which presents an opportunity to address key issues for carers such as benefits, how carers can find suitable services to help them and the person they care for, and how carers can maintain their own health and wellbeing.
A full time carer as in 24/7 365 days a year gets paid £48 a week as a reward for doing so.An absolute insult.The cost of putting the cared for person in care would be this for just 2 hours.
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10.6.07
I Said Hey! What's Going On ?
What is going on ?
Club A goes here and club B goes here and then club C goes back to there then club D goes across to there and so on... what the fuck!
With only 3 weeks to go before all clubs start pre-season a group of knob heads sit down to a hastily arranged meeting , don't invite or even tell the clubs that could be affected involved that there is a meeting.They then decide to move clubs to another league with no appeal allowed and because they made the decision ,the fa will simply say that's all folks!
This is simply very very wrong.
If Scarborough fc go then the unibond premier or unibond1 should run with 1 less club for a year and sort out the who's what's and the rest at the end of season. Is that so very bloody hard!
Well done to Lewis Hamilton, he's been well groomed by Ron Dennis over the years and as with all good grooming the cream has finally come to the top !
I actually thought Viz was long gone but it does still exist.
I'm not gonna say it's still kicking because i haven't looked at it properly yet.
It's Alive at VIZ
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A Bit Of Sentimental Sunday
Bright Eyes "First Day Of My Life"
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The Minutes from the Feeder League Meeting
At least these Muppets are amusing
even includes the phone call
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9.6.07
The Northern Dilemma Part 1
What Are the FA and its committees doing ?
If the had asked us to move when the season finished , i would have absolutely no problem with switching to the Unibond and would cite Burton as the reasoning behind it, but asking us now is out of order.
Like most teams , players have already been signed with the thought in mind that we are playing in a southern based league. Switching leagues causes travel and cost issues for the playing squad off of the pitch and massive playing style issues with the northern league being a much more physical league.
Why don't they just do as they normally do and let Mossley (I presume it was them that went down) stay up and alter the leagues below it accordingly or let Unibond Div 1 play with one less team.
What problem do the FA at all levels have with King's Lynn FC which causes them to always deal with us in a "Let's fuck them about" manner.
As a fan being in the Unibond premier would be no problem and i would view the up coming season with a extra edge of excitement but not by the FA doing it this way.
I have had a quick scout around about the Scarborough situation and it does look grim. It is always a sad day when a fellow football team looks like they may disappear , here's hoping they get the Northern counties league application in and find a ground to share so that they can take part in that league.Sometimes you have to start with a totally clean slate at the bottom to get back to where you once belonged.
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8.6.07
7.6.07
Another Difficult Thursday Post !
Thursday, The old fashioned non football day that is slowly turning to a day of football.
Jamie Cureton on an ego overload decides to leave the club that have relaunched his career and go where? The premiership ? No blooming chance! Another championship side ? Narwich ? Sort your limited brain out Cureton become a Hero and finish your career at Colchester. Don't try and use Chris Iwelumo as an excuse , Charlton had already agreed his deal well before the end of the season.
Scott Parker back to London Town, no surprise there perhaps he may fulfil his potential now , I always thought he was a much better player than that Lampard bloke.
The only Welsh club that a few King's Lynn fans seem to care a little about are in the news today
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One of the greatest songs ever written
The Flaming Lips - Waitin' For A Superman
The sound isn't great on the video
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6.6.07
And Here Is The News
Well done the England , a good competent performance that showed how much the side need a Beckham that is playing well.Good to see a front line of "2" players with Crouch involved.
Michael Vaughan you are a knob! What is all this "Fredalo" stuff? You said it then denied saying it,despite it being on tape! Just when things were looking up you start throwing stones of blame around about the world cup. Just plain daft sums it up. Enjoy the Lancashire crowd over the next few days!
Tim Lovejoy is leaving Soccer Am. NO! Don't do it Tim! The grass is not greener on the other channels and they will only try to screw you over. Retract your resignation and get set for a new series in August.
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The Lancashire Hotpots
I've had the lp for a while and now is finally the time to share a great secret
Check out their myspace HERE
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Banksy: guerrillero artist
A Very Good Banksy compilation with superb soundtrack
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5.6.07
GO and See TAKING LIBERTIES The Movie
Tune for today
David Rovics - who will tell the people
Lots of positive talking by the club today. Reopening the quickly becoming Joe Francis Fiasco,one way or another and still talking to Ben Chapman. Good stuff and the stand may be ready for the Narwich game.If not why not put some temporary seats that may become permanent in the opposite stand then leave them there like a few seasons ago.At least they will accessible to less abled bodied (those that can't climb stairs) that don't necessarily need or want to be in the new disabled seating area. Will you need a blue badge to get in the new disabled area?
Graeme Poll . I really enjoyed last night's inside sport special on Mr Poll. He came across very well and showed the personal side of what it's like to be a referee.I have to disagree in some way though he stated that the personal attack of fans via the "world cup you fucked it up " was a major part in decision on retiring early . In my view the problem is he can't get over the fact that he fucked up on the biggest stage of all and this also caused him to miss out on his biggest day , "The World Cup Final" If he is struggling to live with his mistake this has nothing to do with what is standard fans abuse. So what sexual relationship are Poll & Sir Alex having then according to Moanrinihoe then?
I have to admit i was disappointed with TRIFF last night, dull Italy fare, they do like a good ruck though.Check it out it's still well worth a watch.
On a personal note i got to see a preview screening of Taking Liberties in Cambridge tonight.
It's very very good. Very thought provoking and shows in its way how our civil liberties have been eroded by this use of the "Rule of Terror" amongst other ways.
It is the scariest movie you will see all year without fail.If you get a chance to see it please do.
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4.6.07
A Couple of Great Goals & an Attila Poem
Although the poem is about his beloved Brighton it's message is the same for us all
WE WANT OUR GAME BACK
A pawn in Murdoch's global plan:
The local Man. United fan.
Though born and bred in Fishersgate.
Why not the Albion?' They're crap, mate!'
He'll watch them play on Sky TV
(Such brave, unflinching loyalty!)
And buy his kids their merchandise -
Still garbage at one-tenth the price.
Stuff Murdoch, Man.U, Sky TV
Stuff Pinstriped Football, PLC!
Stuff Premier League, stuff the FA
and take the moneymen away.
Give the League clubs a proper share
(Yes, MAKE them do it, Tony Blair!)
They roll in wealth - we're on our knees.
So can we have our game back, please?
© ATTILA THE STOCKBROKER
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An oldie but still seldom bettered
Put On Your Dancin Shoes, you ...
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Volunteers Week
Another great listing service for volunteering
Do It
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3.6.07
Sunday night is music night
A Bit of Travis to begin with
And 2 to share
Jonah Matranga- A New England
Frank Turner-You are my Sunshine
Only a couple of bits of comment today.
Titus Bramble the so called defender with an Arse the size of several small countries.Finally Newcastle realised he was shit and released him and yet today i read that Wigan are interested and are offering him 40 grand a week! Absolutely incredible .
I see today that the only clubs not to get any players to contribute the recent charity drive "May Day for Nurses Campaign " where they tried to get premiership players to give a days pay to the Nurses hardship Fund were Chelski and Middlesborough. You tight wad gits! May you hang your heads in shame and get them overloaded wallets out.Next time John Terry or Helmet Cech gets hurt in a challenge they had best hope that the staff that treat them are not aware of this.
For the record Arsenal and Man Utd were not well represented either with the top givers being Watford and Fulham- 28 players each. Well done those clubs
A bit of social awareness . It is national Volunteers week until Thursday so if you feel the need or have felt the need to give something back to help and don't know where to look to help try here first
Volunteers' Week
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2.6.07
Greedy Suffolk Folk
Firstly a tune Toots and the Maytals- Louie Louie
Saturday night , 11pm definately a dangerous time to post a blog but what the hell its post season so all is sort of safe!
John Toshack must stay as as Wales Manager. He has took them back to where they belong. Just as I half believed or maybe even felt a slight movement that they may rise up and challenge or even get close to qualifying for a tournament he was appointed . God bless him in whatever language you want and Mark Hugues for moving on to middle management at Blackburn.
Toshack the man who this week said he was glad Giggs had retired because he didn't want the embarrassment of dropping him!
Robbie Savage it must be time for a charity haircut at last!
Well done Mr Beckham and co for the draw , lets now turn up for the real game.
Also a big well done to Authorized a super horse that totally showed his class in the worlds greatest horse race, I am sure Mr Dettori will get all the headlines but to lets get it right any jockey could of been on this horse and won , PURE CLASS!
Woodbridge Town Fc simply you are a bunch of greedy .. words not suitable for human consumption, that have blocked an upcoming footballers path in the game , Shame on you!
On a personal note after watching one of the tribe do his best impression of a member of a Village People (I will get the photo posted asap) a few weeks ago another is now is now leaving for his summer sabbatical in nations far from here.
Good luck and may no trees fall this time.
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1.6.07
Fullbacks
Firstly a tune
Tim Armstrong-Into action
With the Reading full back Nicky Shorey forcing himself into the England side because of injuries and lets hope that Mr Cole stays injured as he is a totally overrated up his own arse (sometimes) knob, it got me thinking about how underrated this role in any football side is.
It is a totally unsung role but one that is crucial to any winning side.When we lost Smith last season the whole balance of the side was affected and although you can argue that one player should not make that bigger difference it did mean the difference between success and failure.
Many of my favourite players have been fullbacks.
The swashbuckling Kenny Samsom ,what a player the sort that never ever let anyone down . Dennis Irwin , absolutely Mr dependable and 100% every week and of course a player that was and still is awesome Paolo Maldini . He needs no superlatives.
I raise a glass to the great unsung full backs of the world.
Ranieri to Man City? I hope so at least that will guarantee they continue to still be underachievers and remain trophy less for another 31 years! How many years since they won a cup ? Did i say 31 years !!!
The Worth(Less)ington to the Northern Ireland national side? It's just took me twenty minutes to regain my typing skills through all of the laughter.
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My Derby Weekend losers
Just a brief post to give my definitely not to be followed if you like to win horse tips for the derby weekend.
Today i fancy "Septimus" in the Coronation cup and then "All my loving" in the Oaks.Both will probably be big enough to back each way.
Tomorrow I fancy Mahler in the Derby , again it will probably be big enough to back each way.Frankie's mount is the real class in the race but its far too short for me to back
I will post properly later but felt the need to warn those that were backing my choices of the peril they face.
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